Do read this post if you have been looking for a dominant woman for the last 30 years and have never succeeded. Maybe there is still some time left to correct your attitude.
Ask Her out for coffee.
You will probably never hear from Her because what you are literally saying is that She is not worth a dinner.
Email Her congratulations when Her birthday approaches without actually getting Her a gift in the first place.
It is sad and it is mean and it won´t get you any attention.
Offer yourself as a financial slave and once She explains the various ways how you can comfortably tribute Her, just disappear without even saying “sorry I changed my mind”. If you are a super moron, you can do this repeatedly.
At some point She will just block you and you may never learn that your crap is not even getting into Her inbox anymore.
Book a session, then email Her on the day and say that:
- you got food poisoned 2 weeks ago and are still feeling rather unwell
- you are recovering from dental surgery
- you overslept (this one you must send some time after the session was due to start)
Email Her a marriage proposal even if you have never met.
Did you actually expect a response? No! Did you?
Tell Her everything about your last Mistress (even if you have never had one) so that She can deliver the same standard you are used to (or whatever you have been fantasizing about).
Absolutely boring.
Try to persuade Her that rich guys are too cool to be generous.
Whoever came with this outrageous theory? The bankers did!
Book one session, impress Her, then keep stalking Her for a year with pointless texts.
Either book another session or get lost!
Offer Her your “services” for free.
How generous! Thank you.
Be the most boring dinner companion in the world. Then ask Her why She decided to leave the restaurant so early.
Thanks god this doesn´t happen too often! Otherwise it would kill me!
Confuse words “client”, “slave”, “to serve” and “to be served”.
Clients who pretend to be real servants are the biggest turn off ever. Don´t bullshit Her! She will find out anyway.

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